Some Beach, Somewhere

I wish I were at the beach! It is really hot and really sandy here, but no soothing water. I think the heat and the sand and the fact that there is no water has just irritated these Iraqis into a fit of rage which is why all this is (and has been) going on now. I think if we all just took a time-out and went to the beach, everyone could come back refreshed and would be ready to work out all their problems.