Bear in mind

Bear is mind...
This morning I came into work only to find my desk ornaments -- 2 beanie bears and 1 masked monkey -- in disarray. One bear had his head shut in a laptop and the other looked as though he had been captured and claimed a detainee (white bag over his head and hands tied behind his back). The monkey was tied to a computer cord and was hanging by his tail over the side of the desk. Of course the monkey was just monkeying around, but he must have see the whole thing and didn't/couldn't stop it?!?!? The bears barely made it out alive. This just goes to show Iraq is not safe place for anything. We now have a wanted poster for a Mr. Sock Monkey who seems to be armed with explosive devices and is dangerous. We are currently planning investigations and deciding on an appropriate curfew for the bears to comply with. [After the photos become unclassified I will post them.]