"I Got Her Fixed Up..."

...well i was having the strangest dream last night. i dreamed instead of you going to see william in germany you came home instead. it was because you decided you were not going back to iraq and you knew we would help keep you from going back there. well you were here and we had you hid somewhere in carbon hill close to the rail road tracks cause i could see and hear the trains. i had left you there with your little sis terri, she was going to help deguise you so no one would know who you are. i went to get supplies..hair dye, make up, ect when i came back you had your back to me and terri says "i got her fixed up, no one will know who she is" then you turned around and you had a cartoon snoopy head, not a mask but a real cartoon head !!! i asked her how she done that and she said with make up. then i said dont you think that will draw attention to her, for goodness sakes she has a f*ckin cartoon dog head. you were not saying anything then bailey woke me up in bed with me.

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a while. My aute had this dream just a few days ago. And Bailey is my doggy! hahahaha